George

Playing with Lucy tonight I told her "I will hold you and snuggle you and kiss you and call you George."

Lucy: No, I'm not George.

Me: How do you know you're not George?

Lucy: I have light skin

Me: ooooooookay, what color skin does George have?

Lucy: I don't know- there's fur all over it

Me (starting to connect the dots): oh yeah?

Lucy: Yeah, and I'm not curious